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Top Fifty Atheist T-Shirt/Bumper Sticker Aphorisms:
Top Fifty Atheist T-Shirt/Bumper Sticker Aphorisms:
1. Abstinence Makes the Church Grow Fondlers.
2. Honk If Your Religious Beliefs Make You An Asshole.
3. Intelligent Design Makes My Monkey Cry.
4. Too Stupid to Understand Science? Try Religion.
5. There's A REASON Why Atheists Don't Fly Planes Into Buildings.
6. "Worship Me or I Will Torture You Forever. Have a Nice Day." --God.
7. God Doesn¹t Kill People. People Who Believe in God Kill People.
8. If There is No God, Then What Makes the Next Kleenex Pop Up?
9. He's Dead. It's Been 2,000 years. He's Not Coming Back. Get OVER It Already!
10. All religion is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination, and poetry. --Edgar Allen Poe.
11. Viva La Evolución!
12. Actually, If You Look It Up, The Winter Solstice Is The Reason For The Season.
13. I Wouldn¹t Trust Your God Even If He Did Exist.
14. Cheeses Is Lard. Argue With THAT If You Can.
15. People Who Don't Want Their Beliefs Laughed at Shouldn't Have Such Funny Beliefs.
16. Jesus is Coming? Don¹t Swallow That.
17. Threatening Children With Hell Is FUN!
18. GOD. - APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD!
19. Jesus Told Me Republicans SUCK.
20. God + Whacky Tobacky = Platypus
21. God Doesn't Exist. So, I Guess That Means No One Loves You.
22. When the Rapture Comes We'll Get Our Country Back!
23. Q. How Do We Know the Holy Ghost Was Catholic?
A. He Used the Rhythm Method Instead of a Condom.
24. You Say "Heretic" Like It Was a BAD Thing.
25. I Love Christians. They Taste Like Chicken.
26. Science: It Works, Bitches.
27. "Intelligent Design" -- Helping Stupid People Feel Smart Since 1987.
28. I Found God Between The Sheets.
29. I Gave Up Superstitious Mumbo Jumbo For Lent.
30. My Flying Monkey Can Beat Up Your Guardian Angel.
31. Every Time You Play With Yourself, God Kills a Kitten.
32. If God Wanted People to Believe in Him, Then Why Did He Invent Logic?
33. Praying Is Politically Correct Schizophrenia.
34. ALL Americans Are African Americans.
35. I Forget - Which Day Did God Make All The Fossils?
36. I Was An Atheist Until The Hindus Convinced Me That I Was God.
37. The Spanish Inquisition: The Original Faith-based Initiative
38. If We Were Made In His Image, Then Why Aren¹t Humans Invisible Too?
39. JESUS SAVES....You From Thinking For Yourself.
40. How Can You Disbelieve in Evolution If You Can't Even Define It?
41. Q. How Can You Tell That Your God is Man-made?
A. If He Hates All the Same People You Do.
42. Every Time You See a Rainbow, God is Having Gay Sex.
43. I Went to Public School in Kansas and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt and a Poor Understanding of the Scientific Method.
44. WWJD = We Won. Jesus Died.
45. The Family That Prays Together is Brainwashing the Children.
46. Oh, Look, Honey Another Pro-lifer For War.
47. Another Godless Atheist for Peace and World Harmony
48. God is Unavailable Right Now. Can I Help You?
49. When Lip Service to Some Mysterious Deity Permits Bestiality on Wednesday and Absolution on Sundays.Cash Me Out. --Frank Sinatra
50. No Gods. No Mullets.
Extra:
51: Atheism is a Non-Prophet Organization
Thursday, January 10, 2008
The Human Animal - Six Part Series (1994) (50 min)
The Human Animal - The Language of the Body (1994, Part One) (50 min)
The Human Animal - The Hunting Ape (1994, Part Two) (50 min)
The Human Animal - The Human Zoo (1994, Part Three) (50 min)
The Human Animal - The Biology Of Love (1994, Part Four) (50 min)
The Human Animal - The Immortal Genes (1994, Part Five) (50 min)
The Human Animal - Beyond Survival (1994, Part Six) (50 min)
